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(no subject) [Jan. 6th, 2009|05:49 pm]
[Current Location |in a cave full of (chicken) eggs]
[mood | busy]

Attention students.

Touch my very tinyeggs and you dieshall suffer.

That is all.
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[Not really, he just woke up in a chicken coop] [Dec. 15th, 2008|03:36 pm]
[mood | shocked]

Um, guys?


I think I'm pregnant.
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[Dream Post] [Dec. 10th, 2008|01:35 am]
*Uh...Yeah. Even Duel Monsters have to sleep sometime.

Anyway...there's no way describing what the hell is going in here. It looks like you just walked into a drug trip. There are ever changing blobs all over the place and touching them will make them turn into someone you know but doing something totally random. Like asking you if you want cheese. And was that a rainbow colored tank wielding a duel disk that just drove by?

But the only constant thing is Mr. REDD sitting at a low table drinking tea. He appears to be meditative.

That and what appears to be Juudai and Fubuki dueling with chainsaws while respectively dressed in nurse and maid uniforms every now and then.

And don't worry, it's alright to bother Mr. REDD. Just don't expect a sane(ish) answer.*
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[Dream Post] [Dec. 2nd, 2008|12:22 am]
[mood | distressed]

*You're on Duel Academy Island and its a full moon. Yay?

Hey look, its Mr. REDD and he's randomly shapeshifting. Wut.*


Ah, not the tail! I need that! Noooo.
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[LOG POST] [Nov. 4th, 2008|09:02 pm]
[mood | accomplished]

OH SHIT GUYS ITS MECHA NIWATORI. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. )
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(no subject) [Oct. 29th, 2008|01:33 am]
[mood | calm]

I don't want to alarm you guys but there's a group of Niwatori planning to escape the island and terrorize the mainland.

With spiffy sunglasses.

I suggest concealing any giant robots in the area or at least make them password protected or...something.

Because rabid not-really-chocobos wearing spiffy sunglasses while operating mecha is surely not going to end well.

Thank you for cooperating and have a nice Halloween.
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[Guess whose back] [Oct. 14th, 2008|12:17 pm]
[mood | sore]

Fourty eight days can leave one hell of a crick in the neck...and wings. And one baaaad tea craving.

So, what I miss?
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[Yet another event post] [Oct. 12th, 2008|06:30 pm]
[mood | cranky]

*Attention Not Solid Snake the Security Guard GuyIyoku Katai:

The Niwatori decided to come after you. D:*
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[Event Post] [Oct. 6th, 2008|09:20 pm]
[mood | WAAAAARK]

*Niwatori. Loads of them. In your trees! On your roof! Outside your window! In your bushes! Thankfully, not in your jam...or your classrooms/dorms.

And uh, they wont stop staring at you as though they're pondering whether or not they should just annoy you by keeping you up at night, scar you for life, or kill you.

So, uh, it would be a good idea to run for it if they charge at you while going WAAAAARK.

Sure you can sic your spirits on them but remember, that'll tire you out so do it wisely. But siccing holograms might work...*
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[vague event post - WAAAAAAARK] [Oct. 1st, 2008|12:34 am]
*Oh hey guys, in the woods is a group of Niwatori. For the rest of the week, you will hear the sounds of Niwatori being...well, Niwatori. Clucking, crowing, WAAAAAAARKing. Possibly plotting to take over the island and rule it with iron wings. Yes, this means that for some of you, they will become your alarm clocks. Or they'll keep you awake at night.

And whatever you do, do not piss them off. They are recently feral afterall.*
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[MEANWHILE AT DUEL ACADEMY ISLAND]/[Voice post...somehow.] [Sep. 29th, 2008|03:33 pm]
[mood | bitchy]

WAAAAAAAAAARK
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[Meanwhile back on Duel Academy Island..../Voice post...somehow.] [Aug. 20th, 2008|12:32 am]
[mood | discontent]

*If you can see/hear duel monster spirits, you'll hear the wise voice of an ancient and pissed off Hippie*

I leave you kids alone for a week and this happens.

Look at this mess! There is bits of volcano all over the place! Well, its mostly volcanic ash...but still. What a mess! *sighs*

Well, at least the Bermuda Triangle was nice...
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[This post was brought to by that tea Mr. REDD drinks all the time] [Aug. 12th, 2008|01:20 pm]
[mood | intimidated]

Off to the Bermuda Triangle until the plot subsides, brb.

If anyone needs me for anything, go find a magic eightball that seems to mock you or a computer that glows at midnight. Don't be alarmed if the people in the computer are waaaaaay different that you, mmmkay?
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(no subject) [Jul. 27th, 2008|06:54 pm]
[mood | distressed]

Does anyone have a working electric shaver I can yoinkborrow for a few minutes?
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(no subject) [Jun. 21st, 2008|12:20 am]
[mood | accomplished]

Ah! So my idea to genderbend a female to fix the universe actually worked. *sips tea*

Beware of exploding toilets.
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(no subject) [Jun. 13th, 2008|01:37 am]
[mood | busy]

The only way to fix this insanity lately...

Is to turn a girl into a boy.

Can't find where I put the pouches of Instant Spring of Drowned Man. But I did find some Instant Spring of Drowned Uke.

...Which is probably the same. Oh well.

So. Who wants to be a man?
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2008|01:59 am]
[mood | crazy]

FISHSTICKS.

FISHSTICKS.

FISHSTICKS.
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(no subject) [Apr. 19th, 2008|07:58 pm]
[mood | busy]

I have caught one of those butterflies everyone has been talking about lately and put it under a microscope.

This is what it looks like close up:
behind a cut to not kill layouts )
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This is a Public Service Announcement [Apr. 15th, 2008|09:30 pm]
[mood | bored]

If I ever find the source of this spontaneously rising and falling suicidal emo I've been sensing lately, I'll turn them into a panda.

Even if they can't see me yet can see a floating bucket too.

That is all.
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(no subject) [Apr. 13th, 2008|01:53 am]
[mood | bouncy]

LISTEN UP KIDS.

My spiffy weather thingymajigger thingy says that it will rain frogs any day now.

You might as well prepare for it.
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